Ode to my nose (and other parts) *g*My nose would suit Count Count just fine,
Mr. Spock broke his 7-year-circle for ears like mine !
I've got Lara Croft's titts for small a fee,
'cause I got mine without plastic surgery...I may have hips a-goblin-style,
but I have lips to blow... your mind !
My short legs end in clumsy feet,
but TRUST ! The rest of me is
sweet, sweet, sweet...Most men love women, that's a fact.
It depends on you who you attract!
So Ladies, listen to what I say:
Throw all those stupid diet plans away !!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~